Plot: FOOTBALLER GUEST: Ade Akinbiyi (Crystal Palace) OTHER GUEST: Karl Howman (thespian, endorser of clean floors and Charlton fan) ON THE PHONE - Milan Mandaric (Portsmouth chairman) Charlie Nicolas Bradley Walsh (commentator extraordinaire) Chris Kamara live from The Hawthorns Ray Winstone (The Daddy) CAN HE KICK IT? GUEST: John Beresford (ex Newcastle, Southampton etc) COULD HE? Slotted ball past the Cat. FANS OF THE WEEK: Grimsby SCORE IN FEED THE IRON CURTAIN: Five CHANGING ROOMS: Shaun Bartlett (Charlton)