Plot: Unsuitable Bloke applies to be a Cox for a rowing team, Big Tramp cons people out of money by pretending he has a fatal illness that killed his family and nation, Donovan goes on a coach trip with Mrs Johnson but is kicked off and Gloria embarrasses a customer wanting a lads' magazine. All this plus a guest appearance by Uri Gellar, a fight between 2 people in a pet shop, a cardinal and priest hiding from the King's soldiers but are caught when the cardinal keeps trumping and the priest keeps laughing all the usual stuff