Plot: Larry the Cable Guy teaches kids the true spirit of Christmas with his politically correct fairytale, "Twas the Night Before a Non-denominational Winter Holiday," Big Kids Ronnie and Blake try to teach Dooley to walk in order to save Christmas, and Terry, Tina and the rest of the Tackett family remind us why there's no place like a mobile home for the holidays. The Redneck Word of the Day is "Mistletoe