Plot: Includes a woman wounded trying to kill a flea with a pair of pliers; a panto dame with an enormous elbow swelling; and a man whose leg has burst open like a Christmas cracker after falling out of the loft trying to retrieve decorations. Plus, how pioneering surgeons fitted an injured motorcyclist with a bionic bottom, and medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they've ever been confronted with in casualty