Plot: American Idol, Britney Spears, Golden Globes, Pop Culture Bachelor: Armed & Famous, All My Children, Gwen Stefani, Steve Jobs, Tigger; Sizzler: Isaiah Washington, Lindsay Lohan enters rehab, Whitney Houston, Zach Braff; Holy Crap TV: 24; In Case You Missed It: I Love New York, Leo Sayer walks off Big Brother, Ryan Seacrest tries to gossip, Orville Redenbacher returns from the grave, the View; Best Week Ever: Bindi Irwin.