Plot: Introduction "It's All About the Pentiums" - "Weird Al" Yankovic Harvey the Wonder Hamster Interview with Cher Van Halen lead singer contest "Song For the Dumped" - Ben Folds Five Educational film: "Crimes of Carelessness" Ad for Larry H. Finklestein: Attorney at law AL-TV News: Ricky Martin bootlegs Upcoming Mariah Carey videos ODB's new name John Popper's arrest "Polka Power!" - "Weird Al" Yankovic (clips of regular videos played to Al's song) Interview with Steven Tyler Al-TV theme "River" - Hanson (director's cut version) AL-TV News Blair Witch Project wannabes Austin Powers catchphrase law Upcoming films "I Miss You" - Bjork Interview with Michael Stipe AL-TV Theme "Germs" - "Weird Al" Yankovic (from live concert video) Educational film: "Germs and You" AL-TV News Garth Brooks' alter egos The Joe C