Poster of Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

Plot: A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound
Release Date: Sunday, March 9 2014
10 years ago
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Cast

Portrait of Max SchreckMax Schreck
Max Schreck would have been no older than
56 in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
as 'Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)'.
Sat, Sep 06 1879 –
Thu, Feb 20 1936
Portrait of VivitaVivita
Vivita was
>> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
as 'Sister Funk'.
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Portrait of Tony WattTony Watt
Tony Watt was
>> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
as 'Father Pipecock'.
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Portrait of John MiglioreJohn Migliore
John Migliore was
>> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
as 'Johnny Ghoulash'.
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Portrait of Kelly MariKelly Mari
Kelly Mari was
>> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
as 'Ariana - Bride of Orlock'.
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Portrait of Sara DagodaSara Dagoda
Sara Dagoda was
>> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
as 'Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock'.
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Crew

Portrait of Tony WattTony Watt
Tony Watt was
>> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
as 'Director of Photography, Director, Editor, Original Music Composer, Screenplay, Story, Executive Producer'
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Portrait of VivitaVivita
Vivita was
>> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
as 'Original Music Composer, Executive Producer, Editor, Director'
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Portrait of Peter John RossPeter John Ross
Peter John Ross was
>> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
as 'Original Music Composer'
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Portrait of David CronenbergDavid Cronenberg
David Cronenberg was
70 in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
as 'Thanks'
Mon, Mar 15 1943
Portrait of Rian JohnsonRian Johnson
Rian Johnson was
40 in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
as 'Thanks'
Mon, Dec 17 1973