Poster of Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

Plot: A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound
Release Date: Sunday, March 9 2014
10 years ago
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Portrait of Max SchreckMax SchreckMax Schreck would have been no older than 56 in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Count Orlock / The Nosferatu (archive)'.
Birthday: Sat, Sep 06 1879 –
Thu, Feb 20 1936
Portrait of VivitaVivitaVivita was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Sister Funk'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Tony WattTony WattTony Watt was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Father Pipecock'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of John MiglioreJohn MiglioreJohn Migliore was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Johnny Ghoulash'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Kelly MariKelly MariKelly Mari was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Ariana - Bride of Orlock'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Sara DagodaSara DagodaSara Dagoda was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday

Crew

Portrait of VivitaVivitaVivita was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Editor, Executive Producer, Director, Original Music Composer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Tony WattTony WattTony Watt was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Story, Director, Original Music Composer, Editor, Screenplay, Director of Photography, Executive Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Peter John RossPeter John RossPeter John Ross was >> in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Original Music Composer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of David CronenbergDavid CronenbergDavid Cronenberg was 70 in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Thanks'
Birthday: Mon, Mar 15 1943
Portrait of Rian JohnsonRian JohnsonRian Johnson was 40 in Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk as 'Thanks'
Birthday: Mon, Dec 17 1973