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The Onion Movie

Plot: Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion
Release Date: Saturday, May 31 2008
16 years ago
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Cast

Portrait of Len CariouLen CariouLen Cariou was 68 in The Onion Movie as 'Norm Archer'.
Birthday: Sat, Sep 30 1939
Portrait of Steven SeagalSteven SeagalSteven Seagal was 56 in The Onion Movie as 'Cock Puncher'.
Birthday: Thu, Apr 10 1952
Portrait of Larissa LaskinLarissa LaskinLarissa Laskin was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Dana Dobbs'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Ken TakemotoKen TakemotoKen Takemoto was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Sensei'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Don McManusDon McManusDon McManus was 48 in The Onion Movie as 'Dennis McCormick'.
Birthday: Sun, Nov 08 1959
Portrait of Michael BoltonMichael BoltonMichael Bolton was 55 in The Onion Movie as 'Michael Bolton'.
Birthday: Thu, Feb 26 1953
Portrait of Ahmed AhmedAhmed AhmedAhmed Ahmed was 37 in The Onion Movie as 'Ahmed'.
Birthday: Sat, Jun 27 1970
Portrait of Brendan FletcherBrendan FletcherBrendan Fletcher was 26 in The Onion Movie as 'White Black Guy Tim'.
Birthday: Tue, Dec 15 1981
Portrait of Daniel Dae KimDaniel Dae KimDaniel Dae Kim was 39 in The Onion Movie as 'Ivy Leaguer'.
Birthday: Sun, Aug 04 1968
Portrait of Meredith BaxterMeredith BaxterMeredith Baxter was 60 in The Onion Movie as 'Cooking Show Chef'.
Birthday: Sat, Jun 21 1947
Portrait of Jed ReesJed ReesJed Rees was 38 in The Onion Movie as 'Wizard Proteus'.
Birthday: Sun, Mar 08 1970
Portrait of Rodney DangerfieldRodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield would have been no older than 82 in The Onion Movie as 'Rodney Dangerfield'.
Birthday: Tue, Nov 22 1921 –
Tue, Oct 05 2004
Portrait of Ahmed B. BadranAhmed B. BadranAhmed B. Badran was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Peruvian'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Brian PowellBrian PowellBrian Powell was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Typical Neighbor Husband'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Scott KlaceScott KlaceScott Klace was 47 in The Onion Movie as 'Kip Kendall'.
Birthday: Mon, Jan 09 1961
Portrait of Barbara PilavinBarbara PilavinBarbara Pilavin would have been no older than 81 in The Onion Movie as 'Alzheimers Old Lady'.
Birthday: Thu, Sep 27 1923 –
Sun, Jan 02 2005
Portrait of Sandy KenyonSandy KenyonSandy Kenyon was 85 in The Onion Movie as 'Alzheimers Guy in Crowd'.
Birthday: Sat, Aug 05 1922 –
Sat, Feb 20 2010
Portrait of Orlando SealeOrlando SealeOrlando Seale was 35 in The Onion Movie as 'Producer'.
Birthday: Mon, Jan 01 1973
Portrait of Erik StolhanskeErik StolhanskeErik Stolhanske was 39 in The Onion Movie as 'Producer'.
Birthday: Fri, Aug 23 1968
Portrait of Sarah McElligottSarah McElligottSarah McElligott was 30 in The Onion Movie as 'Melissa Cherry'.
Birthday: Thu, Apr 20 1978
Portrait of Randy OglesbyRandy OglesbyRandy Oglesby was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Surgeon General'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Kwame BoatengKwame BoatengKwame Boateng was 16 in The Onion Movie as 'Dibo'.
Birthday: Sun, Jan 05 1992
Portrait of Richard FancyRichard FancyRichard Fancy was 64 in The Onion Movie as 'Kenneth Garber'.
Birthday: Mon, Aug 02 1943
Portrait of Alex SolowitzAlex SolowitzAlex Solowitz was 28 in The Onion Movie as 'The Masses'.
Birthday: Sat, Dec 15 1979
Portrait of Savannah HaskeSavannah HaskeSavannah Haske was 30 in The Onion Movie as 'Rapist Lisa'.
Birthday: Fri, Nov 18 1977
Portrait of Rebecca LowmanRebecca LowmanRebecca Lowman was 38 in The Onion Movie as 'Rape Victim Julie'.
Birthday: Wed, Feb 25 1970
Portrait of Jim GleasonJim GleasonJim Gleason was 44 in The Onion Movie as 'Steel Beam Architect'.
Birthday: Sat, May 30 1964
Portrait of Michael HarneyMichael HarneyMichael Harney was 61 in The Onion Movie as 'Line-Up Detective'.
Birthday: Thu, Aug 29 1946
Portrait of Angel CassidyAngel CassidyAngel Cassidy was 32 in The Onion Movie as 'Porn Star'.
Birthday: Tue, Feb 03 1976
Portrait of GaugeGaugeGauge was 27 in The Onion Movie as 'Porn Star'.
Birthday: Thu, Jul 24 1980
Portrait of Robert HoffmanRobert HoffmanRobert Hoffman was 27 in The Onion Movie as 'Lollipop Love Dancer'.
Birthday: Sun, Sep 21 1980
Portrait of Joel McHaleJoel McHaleJoel McHale was 36 in The Onion Movie as 'Office Worker'.
Birthday: Sat, Nov 20 1971
Portrait of Harry Shum Jr.Harry Shum Jr.Harry Shum Jr. was 26 in The Onion Movie as 'Lollipop Love Dancer'.
Birthday: Wed, Apr 28 1982
Portrait of Kevin FederlineKevin FederlineKevin Federline was 30 in The Onion Movie as 'Lollipop Love Dancer'.
Birthday: Tue, Mar 21 1978
Portrait of Bo BarrettBo BarrettBo Barrett was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Wigger Jim'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Chrissy MetzChrissy MetzChrissy Metz was 27 in The Onion Movie as 'Heavy Girl'.
Birthday: Mon, Sep 29 1980
Portrait of Marshall ManeshMarshall ManeshMarshall Manesh was 57 in The Onion Movie as 'Announcer'.
Birthday: Wed, Aug 16 1950
Portrait of Greg CipesGreg CipesGreg Cipes was 28 in The Onion Movie as 'Hippie Diplomant'.
Birthday: Fri, Jan 04 1980
Portrait of Nick ChinlundNick ChinlundNick Chinlund was 46 in The Onion Movie as 'Bryce Brand'.
Birthday: Sat, Nov 18 1961
Portrait of Jim RashJim RashJim Rash was 36 in The Onion Movie as 'Bryce's Manager'.
Birthday: Thu, Jul 15 1971
Portrait of Paul ScheerPaul ScheerPaul Scheer was 32 in The Onion Movie as 'Bates Computer Salesman Dirk'.
Birthday: Sat, Jan 31 1976
Portrait of John VienerJohn VienerJohn Viener was 35 in The Onion Movie as 'Peen Out Guy'.
Birthday: Mon, Jul 10 1972
Portrait of Gedde WatanabeGedde WatanabeGedde Watanabe was 52 in The Onion Movie as 'James Nakatami'.
Birthday: Sun, Jun 26 1955
Portrait of Chris VillaChris VillaChris Villa was 40 in The Onion Movie as 'Gay Guy'.
Birthday: Fri, Aug 04 1967

Crew

Portrait of Mike MaguireMike MaguireMike Maguire was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Director'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Tom KuntzTom KuntzTom Kuntz was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Director'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Maryse AlbertiMaryse AlbertiMaryse Alberti was 54 in The Onion Movie as 'Director of Photography'
Birthday: Wed, Mar 10 1954
Portrait of Robert D. SiegelRobert D. SiegelRobert D. Siegel was 36 in The Onion Movie as 'Writer'
Birthday: Fri, Nov 12 1971
Portrait of Todd HansonTodd HansonTodd Hanson was 39 in The Onion Movie as 'Writer'
Birthday: Thu, Oct 10 1968
Portrait of David MinerDavid MinerDavid Miner was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Gil NetterGil NetterGil Netter was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Michael RotenbergMichael RotenbergMichael Rotenberg was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of David ZuckerDavid ZuckerDavid Zucker was 60 in The Onion Movie as 'Producer'
Birthday: Thu, Oct 16 1947
Portrait of Kevin HalloranKevin HalloranKevin Halloran was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Co-Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Jason WeissJason WeissJason Weiss was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Co-Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Frederick WardellFrederick WardellFrederick Wardell was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Editor'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Asche & SpencerAsche & SpencerAsche & Spencer was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Music'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Henry Kingi Jr.Henry Kingi Jr.Henry Kingi Jr. was 37 in The Onion Movie as 'Stunts'
Birthday: Wed, Jun 03 1970
Portrait of Jon Gary SteeleJon Gary SteeleJon Gary Steele was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Production Design'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Casey StormCasey StormCasey Storm was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Costume Design'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Kevin KavanaughKevin KavanaughKevin Kavanaugh was >> in The Onion Movie as 'Art Direction'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday