Poster of No Sex Please: We're British

No Sex Please: We're British

Plot: A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat
Release Date: Wednesday, July 25 1973
51 years ago
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Cast

Portrait of Ronnie CorbettRonnie CorbettRonnie Corbett was 42 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Brian Runnicles'.
Birthday: Thu, Dec 04 1930 –
Thu, Mar 31 2016
Portrait of Beryl ReidBeryl ReidBeryl Reid was 54 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Bertha Hunter'.
Birthday: Tue, Jun 17 1919 –
Sun, Oct 13 1996
Portrait of Arthur LoweArthur LoweArthur Lowe was 57 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Mr Bromley'.
Birthday: Wed, Sep 22 1915 –
Thu, Apr 15 1982
Portrait of Ian OgilvyIan OgilvyIan Ogilvy was 29 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'David Hunter'.
Birthday: Thu, Sep 30 1943
Portrait of Susan PenhaligonSusan PenhaligonSusan Penhaligon was 24 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Penny Hunter'.
Birthday: Sun, Jul 03 1949
Portrait of David SwiftDavid SwiftDavid Swift was 42 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Inspector Paul'.
Birthday: Fri, Apr 03 1931 –
Fri, Apr 08 2016
Portrait of Michael BatesMichael BatesMichael Bates was 52 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Mr. Needham'.
Birthday: Sat, Dec 04 1920 –
Wed, Jan 11 1978
Portrait of Cheryl HallCheryl HallCheryl Hall was 23 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Daphne'.
Birthday: Sun, Jul 23 1950
Portrait of Deryck GuylerDeryck GuylerDeryck Guyler was 59 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Park Keeper'.
Birthday: Wed, Apr 29 1914 –
Thu, Oct 07 1999
Portrait of Valerie LeonValerie LeonValerie Leon was 29 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Susan'.
Birthday: Fri, Nov 12 1943
Portrait of Margaret NolanMargaret NolanMargaret Nolan was 29 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Barbara'.
Birthday: Fri, Oct 29 1943 –
Mon, Oct 05 2020
Portrait of Gerald SimGerald SimGerald Sim was 48 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Reverend Mower'.
Birthday: Wed, Feb 04 1925 –
Thu, Dec 11 2014
Portrait of Michael RobbinsMichael RobbinsMichael Robbins was 42 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Car Driver'.
Birthday: Fri, Nov 14 1930 –
Fri, Dec 11 1992
Portrait of Frank ThorntonFrank ThorntonFrank Thornton was 52 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Glass Shop Manager'.
Birthday: Sat, Jan 15 1921 –
Sat, Mar 16 2013
Portrait of Michael RipperMichael RipperMichael Ripper was 60 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Traffic Warden'.
Birthday: Mon, Jan 27 1913 –
Wed, Jun 28 2000
Portrait of Sydney BromleySydney BromleySydney Bromley was 64 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Rag & Bone Man'.
Birthday: Sat, Jul 24 1909 –
Fri, Aug 14 1987
Portrait of Robin AskwithRobin AskwithRobin Askwith was 22 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Baker's Delivery Man'.
Birthday: Thu, Oct 12 1950
Portrait of Lloyd LambleLloyd LambleLloyd Lamble was 59 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'American Man'.
Birthday: Sun, Feb 08 1914 –
Mon, Mar 17 2008
Portrait of Mavis VilliersMavis VilliersMavis Villiers was 58 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'American Lady'.
Birthday: Mon, Jan 18 1915 –
Mon, Feb 23 1976
Portrait of John BindonJohn BindonJohn Bindon was 29 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Pete'.
Birthday: Mon, Oct 04 1943 –
Sun, Oct 10 1993
Portrait of Stephen GreifStephen GreifStephen Greif was 28 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Niko'.
Birthday: Sat, Aug 26 1944 –
Fri, Dec 23 2022
Portrait of Brian WildeBrian WildeBrian Wilde was 46 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Policeman'.
Birthday: Mon, Jun 13 1927 –
Thu, Mar 20 2008
Portrait of Eric LongworthEric LongworthEric Longworth was 55 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Man with Lighter'.
Birthday: Sat, Jul 20 1918 –
Wed, Aug 20 2008
Portrait of Edward SinclairEdward SinclairEdward Sinclair was >> in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Postman'.
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Fred GriffithsFred GriffithsFred Griffiths was 61 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Delivery Man'.
Birthday: Fri, Mar 08 1912 –
Sat, Aug 27 1994
Portrait of Lucy GriffithsLucy GriffithsLucy Griffiths was 54 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Spinster Lady'.
Birthday: Thu, Apr 24 1919 –
Wed, Sep 29 1982
Portrait of John Scott MartinJohn Scott MartinJohn Scott Martin was 47 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'White Line Workman'.
Birthday: Thu, Apr 01 1926 –
Tue, Jan 06 2009
Portrait of Bart AllisonBart AllisonBart Allison was 82 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Council Workman'.
Birthday: Mon, Dec 01 1890 –
Thu, Jun 29 1978

Crew

Portrait of Cliff OwenCliff OwenCliff Owen was 54 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Director'
Birthday: Tue, Apr 22 1919 –
Tue, Nov 01 1994
Portrait of Ken HodgesKen HodgesKen Hodges was 50 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Director of Photography'
Birthday: Wed, Oct 25 1922
Portrait of Ariel LevyAriel LevyAriel Levy was 29 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Assistant Director'
Birthday: Sun, Mar 12 1944
Portrait of Brian CookeBrian CookeBrian Cooke was 35 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Screenplay'
Birthday: Mon, Dec 13 1937
Portrait of Johnnie MortimerJohnnie MortimerJohnnie Mortimer was 42 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Screenplay'
Birthday: Wed, Jul 01 1931 –
Wed, Sep 02 1992
Portrait of Anthony MarriottAnthony MarriottAnthony Marriott was 42 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Theatre Play, Screenplay'
Birthday: Sat, Jan 17 1931 –
Thu, Apr 17 2014
Portrait of John R. SloanJohn R. SloanJohn R. Sloan was 60 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Producer'
Birthday: Mon, Sep 09 1912
Portrait of John GaleJohn GaleJohn Gale was >> in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Co-Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of John WoolfJohn WoolfJohn Woolf was >> in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Executive Producer'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Ralph KemplenRalph KemplenRalph Kemplen was 60 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Editor'
Birthday: Tue, Oct 08 1912 –
Sun, Apr 04 2004
Portrait of Eric RogersEric RogersEric Rogers was 51 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Original Music Composer'
Birthday: Sun, Sep 25 1921 –
Wed, Apr 08 1981
Portrait of Gordon BondGordon BondGordon Bond was 54 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Hairstylist'
Birthday: Sat, Mar 22 1919 –
Sat, Aug 15 2009
Portrait of Ray SimmRay SimmRay Simm was >> in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Production Design'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday
Portrait of Wally SchneidermanWally SchneidermanWally Schneiderman was 51 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Makeup Artist'
Birthday: Sun, Jan 01 1922
Portrait of Jenia ReissarJenia ReissarJenia Reissar was 68 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Casting'
Birthday: Tue, Aug 30 1904 –
Sun, Oct 08 2000
Portrait of Julia SquireJulia SquireJulia Squire was 47 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Costume Design'
Birthday: Fri, Feb 26 1926 –
Wed, Aug 09 1989
Portrait of Denis JohnsonDenis JohnsonDenis Johnson was 54 in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Production Supervisor'
Birthday: Sat, Aug 03 1918 –
Sat, Sep 20 1986
Portrait of Alistair FootAlistair FootAlistair Foot was >> in No Sex Please: We're British as 'Theatre Play'
Birthday: Unknown Birthday