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John Thomson

Bio: From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet

Born: Wed, Apr 02 1969

Birthplace: Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

John Thomson is 55 years old

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Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

John Thomson was

54 in Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

as 'Self'.

Mon, Dec 25 2023

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

John Thomson was

53 in Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

as 'Plank'.

Fri, Dec 23 2022

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

John Thomson was

52 in Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

as 'Self'.

Sat, Mar 26 2022

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

John Thomson was

52 in Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

as 'Self'.

Sat, Mar 05 2022

Last Train to Christmas

John Thomson was

52 in Last Train to Christmas

as 'Vic'.

Sat, Dec 18 2021

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

John Thomson was

52 in Les Dawson Lost Tapes

as 'Self'.

Wed, Jul 21 2021

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

John Thomson was

52 in Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

as 'Narrator'.

Mon, Jul 05 2021

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

John Thomson was

51 in The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

as 'Himself, Various Characters'.

Sat, Aug 29 2020

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

John Thomson was

50 in Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

as 'Narrator'.

Sun, Sep 15 2019

7 Up & Me

John Thomson was

50 in 7 Up & Me

as 'Self'.

Mon, Jun 03 2019

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

John Thomson was

49 in Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

as 'Himself'.

Fri, Mar 29 2019

Dying Laughing

John Thomson was

47 in Dying Laughing

as 'Self'.

Fri, Feb 24 2017

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

John Thomson was

47 in Caroline Aherne at the BBC

as 'Self - Presenter'.

Sat, Dec 31 2016

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

John Thomson was

46 in Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

as 'Kevin Ruddock'.

Wed, Mar 30 2016

Grimsby

John Thomson was

46 in Grimsby

as 'Bob Tolliver'.

Wed, Feb 24 2016

Billionaire Boy

John Thomson was

46 in Billionaire Boy

as 'Len'.

Fri, Jan 01 2016

Fungus The Bogeyman

John Thomson was

46 in Fungus The Bogeyman

Sun, Dec 27 2015

Northern Soul

John Thomson was

45 in Northern Soul

as 'Terry'.

Fri, Oct 17 2014

The Power of Darts

John Thomson was

44 in The Power of Darts

as 'Narrator (voice)'.

Wed, Nov 27 2013

Dementamania

John Thomson was

44 in Dementamania

Fri, Aug 23 2013

Pulp

John Thomson was

43 in Pulp

as 'Dave Burns'.

Mon, Mar 04 2013

Help Point

John Thomson was

43 in Help Point

as 'Stephen'.

Tue, Jan 01 2013

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

John Thomson was

43 in Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

as 'Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers'.

Tue, Dec 25 2012

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

John Thomson was

43 in Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

as 'Himself'.

Wed, May 30 2012

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

John Thomson was

41 in The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

as 'Self'.

Wed, Nov 10 2010

The Road to Coronation Street

John Thomson was

41 in The Road to Coronation Street

as 'Harry Kershaw'.

Wed, Sep 15 2010

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

John Thomson was

40 in Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

as 'Bill (Flowerpot Man)'.

Fri, Nov 13 2009

Inkheart

John Thomson was

39 in Inkheart

as 'Darius'.

Thu, Dec 11 2008

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

John Thomson was

38 in Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

as 'Self - Narrator (voice)'.

Sat, Jun 02 2007

The Dealer

John Thomson was

36 in The Dealer

as 'Bat'.

Tue, Jan 10 2006

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

John Thomson was

36 in Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

as 'Mr. Windfall (voice)'.

Thu, Sep 15 2005

Fat Slags

John Thomson was

35 in Fat Slags

as 'Foreman'.

Fri, Oct 15 2004

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

John Thomson was

34 in Appointment with Dr. Terrible

as 'Interviewee – Actor'.

Mon, Aug 04 2003

24 Hour Party People

John Thomson was

32 in 24 Hour Party People

as 'Charles, DI Warren Bull'.

Wed, Feb 13 2002

Station Jim

John Thomson was

32 in Station Jim

as 'Harold'.

Sun, Dec 30 2001

Dog Eat Dog

John Thomson was

32 in Dog Eat Dog

as 'Football Coach'.

Fri, Dec 07 2001

Born Romantic

John Thomson was

31 in Born Romantic

as 'First Cab Driver'.

Thu, Sep 14 2000

The Flint Street Nativity

John Thomson was

30 in The Flint Street Nativity

as 'Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper'.

Wed, Dec 22 1999

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

John Thomson was

30 in Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

as 'Himself'.

Sat, Sep 11 1999

You Are Here

John Thomson was

29 in You Are Here

as 'Peter Keggy'.

Wed, Dec 30 1998

The Fast Show Live

John Thomson was

29 in The Fast Show Live

Mon, Dec 28 1998

Up 'n' Under

John Thomson was

28 in Up 'n' Under

as 'Stan'.

Fri, Jan 23 1998

The Man Who Knew Too Little

John Thomson was

28 in The Man Who Knew Too Little

as 'Dimitri'.

Fri, Nov 14 1997

The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

John Thomson was

28 in The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

as 'Mr. Loughborough'.

Sat, Sep 06 1997

Roger Roger

John Thomson was

27 in Roger Roger

as 'Barry'.

Mon, Aug 26 1996

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

John Thomson was

27 in VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

Mon, Jul 15 1996

Dangerous Lady

John Thomson was

26 in Dangerous Lady

Tue, May 23 1995

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

John Thomson was

25 in The Young Poisoner's Handbook

as 'Nathan'.

Fri, Jan 20 1995

Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

John Thomson was

25 in Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

as 'Fat Bob'.

Thu, Dec 29 1994

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

John Thomson was

25 in Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

as 'Simon Joke'.

Mon, Apr 04 1994

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

John Thomson was

24 in Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

as 'Bernard Right On/Various'.

Sat, Jan 01 1994

Paul Calf's Video Diary

John Thomson was

24 in Paul Calf's Video Diary

as 'Fat Bob'.

Thu, Dec 30 1993

The Weekenders

John Thomson was

23 in The Weekenders

as 'Policeman 1'.

Fri, Jul 17 1992

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

John Thomson will be

55+ in Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

as 'Self'.

Unreleased

TV Shows (Acting Roles)

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The 1970s: Those Were the Days

John Thomson was

55+ in The 1970s: Those Were the Days

as 'Narrator'.

First Air Date
Sat, May 25 2024

The Gentlemen

John Thomson was

54+ in The Gentlemen

as 'Frank'.

First Air Date
Thu, Mar 07 2024

Too Good to Be True

John Thomson was

54+ in Too Good to Be True

as 'Geoff'.

First Air Date
Wed, Feb 14 2024

Best Year Ever

John Thomson was

53+ in Best Year Ever

as 'Self - Actor'.

First Air Date
Wed, Dec 28 2022

Bridge of Lies

John Thomson was

52+ in Bridge of Lies

as 'Self - Participant'.

First Air Date
Mon, Mar 14 2022

Sister Boniface Mysteries

John Thomson was

52+ in Sister Boniface Mysteries

as 'Leonard Monk'.

First Air Date
Tue, Feb 08 2022

Dodger

John Thomson was

52+ in Dodger

as 'Farmer Grundles'.

First Air Date
Sun, Feb 06 2022

The Weakest Link

John Thomson was

52+ in The Weakest Link

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Sat, Dec 18 2021

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

John Thomson was

51+ in Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

as 'Self - Contestant'.

First Air Date
Sat, Jan 09 2021

Dog Loves Books

John Thomson was

50+ in Dog Loves Books

as 'Dog (voice)'.

First Air Date
Mon, Mar 02 2020

McDonald & Dodds

John Thomson was

50+ in McDonald & Dodds

as 'Jimmy Daly'.

First Air Date
Sun, Mar 01 2020

Brassic

John Thomson was

50+ in Brassic

as 'Colin Popov'.

First Air Date
Thu, Aug 22 2019

This Time with Alan Partridge

John Thomson was

49+ in This Time with Alan Partridge

as 'Joe Beasley'.

First Air Date
Mon, Feb 25 2019

The People's Vet

John Thomson was

49+ in The People's Vet

as 'Self - Narrator'.

First Air Date
Sat, Aug 04 2018

Celebrity Catchphrase

John Thomson was

49+ in Celebrity Catchphrase

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Sun, Jun 17 2018

Shane the Chef

John Thomson was

49+ in Shane the Chef

First Air Date
Mon, Apr 02 2018

Richard Osman's House of Games

John Thomson was

48+ in Richard Osman's House of Games

as 'Self - Contestant'.

First Air Date
Mon, Sep 04 2017

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

John Thomson was

47+ in Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

First Air Date
Mon, Sep 05 2016

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

John Thomson was

46+ in Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

as 'Self - Narrator'.

First Air Date
Tue, Jan 05 2016

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

John Thomson was

45+ in Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Mon, Jun 16 2014

Through the Keyhole

John Thomson was

44+ in Through the Keyhole

as 'Self, Self - Panelist'.

First Air Date
Sat, Aug 31 2013

Strange Hill High

John Thomson was

44+ in Strange Hill High

as 'Various (voice)'.

First Air Date
Wed, May 08 2013

Catchphrase

John Thomson was

44+ in Catchphrase

First Air Date
Sun, Apr 07 2013

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

John Thomson was

43+ in Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

as 'Self - Narrator'.

First Air Date
Wed, Feb 13 2013

Father Brown

John Thomson was

43+ in Father Brown

as 'John Banks'.

First Air Date
Mon, Jan 14 2013

Death in Paradise

John Thomson was

42+ in Death in Paradise

as 'DCI Chris Ricketts'.

First Air Date
Tue, Oct 25 2011

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

John Thomson was

42+ in Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

as 'Self - Participant'.

First Air Date
Mon, Oct 24 2011

Sooty

John Thomson was

42+ in Sooty

as 'The Boss'.

First Air Date
Mon, Sep 05 2011

The Jonathan Ross Show

John Thomson was

42+ in The Jonathan Ross Show

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Sat, Sep 03 2011

The Lock Up

John Thomson was

41+ in The Lock Up

as 'Narrator'.

First Air Date
Fri, Feb 04 2011

Heads or Tails

John Thomson was

40+ in Heads or Tails

as 'Self - Contestant'.

First Air Date
Sun, Dec 20 2009

Big Top

John Thomson was

40+ in Big Top

as 'Geoff'.

First Air Date
Wed, Dec 02 2009

Angela and Friends

John Thomson was

40+ in Angela and Friends

First Air Date
Mon, Nov 09 2009

Celebrity Juice

John Thomson was

39+ in Celebrity Juice

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Wed, Sep 24 2008

All Star Mr & Mrs

John Thomson was

39+ in All Star Mr & Mrs

First Air Date
Sat, Apr 12 2008

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

John Thomson was

38+ in Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Fri, Feb 01 2008

Kingdom

John Thomson was

38+ in Kingdom

as 'Nigel Pearson'.

First Air Date
Sun, Apr 22 2007

Mobile

John Thomson was

37+ in Mobile

as 'Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist'.

First Air Date
Mon, Mar 19 2007

Engineering the World Rally

John Thomson was

37+ in Engineering the World Rally

as 'Himself - Narrator'.

First Air Date
Mon, Mar 12 2007

Skins

John Thomson was

37+ in Skins

as 'Sam Brooks'.

First Air Date
Thu, Jan 25 2007

Ghosthunting With...

John Thomson was

37+ in Ghosthunting With...

First Air Date
Tue, Dec 12 2006

New Street Law

John Thomson was

37+ in New Street Law

as 'Charlie Darling'.

First Air Date
Thu, May 04 2006

8 Out of 10 Cats

John Thomson was

36+ in 8 Out of 10 Cats

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Fri, Jun 03 2005

Monkey Trousers

John Thomson was

36+ in Monkey Trousers

First Air Date
Fri, May 20 2005

Blackpool

John Thomson was

35+ in Blackpool

First Air Date
Thu, Nov 11 2004

Celebrity Mastermind

John Thomson was

34+ in Celebrity Mastermind

as ', Self - Contestant'.

First Air Date
Fri, Dec 26 2003

The Terry and Gaby Show

John Thomson was

34+ in The Terry and Gaby Show

First Air Date
Mon, Jun 02 2003

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

John Thomson was

33+ in Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

First Air Date
Fri, Mar 07 2003

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

John Thomson was

33+ in Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Sat, Jun 08 2002

Johnny Vaughan Tonight

John Thomson was

32+ in Johnny Vaughan Tonight

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Mon, Jan 07 2002

Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible

John Thomson was

32+ in Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible

as 'Sir Donald Tyburn'.

First Air Date
Mon, Nov 12 2001

Murder in Mind

John Thomson was

32+ in Murder in Mind

as 'Alan Squires'.

First Air Date
Sun, Apr 22 2001

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

John Thomson was

30+ in Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

First Air Date
Sat, Mar 18 2000

It's Only TV But I Like It

John Thomson was

30+ in It's Only TV But I Like It

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Thu, Jun 03 1999

Cold Feet

John Thomson was

29+ in Cold Feet

as 'Pete Gifford'.

First Air Date
Sun, Nov 15 1998

Roger Roger

John Thomson was

28+ in Roger Roger

as 'Barry'.

First Air Date
Thu, Jan 08 1998

Midsomer Murders

John Thomson was

27+ in Midsomer Murders

as 'Cooper Steinem'.

First Air Date
Sun, Mar 23 1997

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

John Thomson was

27+ in Never Mind the Buzzcocks

as 'Self - Panellist'.

First Air Date
Tue, Nov 12 1996

Coogan's Run

John Thomson was

26+ in Coogan's Run

First Air Date
Fri, Nov 17 1995

Crapston Villas

John Thomson was

26+ in Crapston Villas

First Air Date
Fri, Oct 27 1995

The World of Lee Evans

John Thomson was

26+ in The World of Lee Evans

as 'Customer'.

First Air Date
Fri, Jun 02 1995

Fist of Fun

John Thomson was

26+ in Fist of Fun

as 'Pied Piper of Hamelin'.

First Air Date
Tue, Apr 11 1995

Ready Steady Cook

John Thomson was

25+ in Ready Steady Cook

as 'Self - Guest'.

First Air Date
Mon, Oct 24 1994

The Fast Show

John Thomson was

25+ in The Fast Show

as 'Various Characters'.

First Air Date
Tue, Sep 27 1994

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

John Thomson was

25+ in Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

as 'Petty Officer Alan Partridge, Joe Beasley'.

First Air Date
Fri, Sep 16 1994

Pie in the Sky

John Thomson was

24+ in Pie in the Sky

as 'Andrew Vernon'.

First Air Date
Sun, Mar 13 1994

The Day Today

John Thomson was

24+ in The Day Today

as 'Treasurer'.

First Air Date
Wed, Jan 19 1994

Shooting Stars

John Thomson was

24+ in Shooting Stars

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Mon, Dec 27 1993

Harry

John Thomson was

24+ in Harry

as 'Royo'.

First Air Date
Sat, Sep 18 1993

The Dead Good Show

John Thomson was

23+ in The Dead Good Show

as 'Various'.

First Air Date
Mon, Nov 09 1992

Blue Heaven

John Thomson was

23+ in Blue Heaven

as 'Waiter 2'.

First Air Date
Wed, Jun 10 1992

Men Behaving Badly

John Thomson was

22+ in Men Behaving Badly

as 'Ken'.

First Air Date
Tue, Feb 18 1992

Murder Most Horrid

John Thomson was

22+ in Murder Most Horrid

as 'Daniel Hoffmeyer'.

First Air Date
Thu, Nov 14 1991

Paul Merton: The Series

John Thomson was

22+ in Paul Merton: The Series

First Air Date
Wed, Sep 25 1991

Soldier Soldier

John Thomson was

22+ in Soldier Soldier

as 'Sgt Dunn'.

First Air Date
Mon, Jun 10 1991

This Morning

John Thomson was

19+ in This Morning

as 'Self'.

First Air Date
Mon, Oct 03 1988

Flower Pot Men

John Thomson was

0+ in Flower Pot Men

First Air Date
Thu, Dec 18 1952

Pond Life

John Thomson will be

55+ in Pond Life

First Air Date
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